People are blaming Macon Cowles for everything under the sun, so what the heck, I'm gonna blame him for all my problems too.
1. It's cold outside, I'm gonna blame Macon Cowles
2. I need to lose weight and haven't, damnit, I blame Macon Cowles
3. My garage is so full of junk that I can't park a car in either one, I blame Macon
Cowles.
I know that I have more issues which I want to alleviate my own responsibility for. I know others have plenty of issues, so feel free to blame Macon.
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Okay, I'm in, I'm blaming Macon for it getting cold and that there are no more tomatoes in the garden.
ReplyDeleteI'm blaming Macon for every bad hair day I've had this year!
ReplyDeleteI blame Andrew's diaper rash, my dirty house and bad SNL skits on Macon.
ReplyDeletei blame macon for my dog's ear infection, and for how slowly this project at work has been going.
ReplyDeleteMy kitty lost its collar and then threw up on my rug...I'm sure it's Macon's fault.
ReplyDeleteMy students aren't writing compelling essays. They're also tired and cranky. I just know all this is Macon's fault.
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